The show was too long and very boring. None of the speeches were very good and none of the award winners were a surprise. Best picture went to "The Artist" and Best Actor went to some actor that did not talk in "The Artist". I love Meryl Streep, but I was routing for Michelle Williams. If you have not seen "My Week With Marilyn" yet, I highly recommend it. She does an incredible job of bringing my favorite icon to life.
Sasha Baron Cohen showed up as The Dictator and threw pancake mix, I mean Kim Jong Il, all over Ryan Seacrest.
He was quickly kicked off the premises.
So without further ado here are my picks for best and worst dressed:
Michelle Williams - Louis Vuitton - This dress is so perfect and so sweet and so cute and so sexy! Paired with the lips, she was my favorite for the night.
Jessica Chastain - McQueen - You cannot look bad in McQueen, period. The brocade, the bodice, I die!
Milla Jovovich - Elie Saab - The lips, the shoulder, the hair! This is what a movie star wears to the Oscars!
Emma Stone - Giambattista Valli - She looks pretty and age appropriate! I loved this look on her!
Angelina Jolie - Atelier Versache - I hate to admit it, but she looks perfect. That leg was the hit of the night.
Natalie Portman - Vintage Christian Dior 1954 - I love this dress. Not traditional Oscars, and she just looks great!
Octavia Spencer - Tadashi Shoji - I think she looks awesome. Whoever tailored this did a great job!
Tina Fey - Carolina Herrera - This is sooo good for Tina! She looks put together like a movie star! Loved it!
Anna Faris - Diane Von Furstenburg - Love this look. I feel like this is exactly how I would look if I went to the Oscars! Love it!
Maya Rudolph - Johanna Johnson - Mama looks good! Loved the back!
Ellie Kemper - Armani Prive - Love the colors in this dress, especially with her hair.
Gwyneth Paltrow - Tom Ford - Bitch wore a cape. Wtf was she thinking? -wrong -veto
Rose Byrne - Vivienne Westwood - I usually love this designer, but this dress and the styling are boring and wrong!
Viola Davis - Vera Wang - I hate the bodice, I hate the fabric and I hate the color!
Rooney Mara - Givenchy - Someone glued her bangs to her head! Fire your hair dresser, fire your tailor and try again!
Jennifer Lopez - Zuhair Murad - Absolute worst dressed of the night! She took someones curtains stuffed her boobs in them and left her house! Epic fail!
Sandra Bullock - Marchesa - How old are you? 40's or 80's all wrong!
Penelope Cruz -Armani Prive - How old are you? Who dressed you! Wrong!